The Legend of Lt. Griffin “The Eraser”
Folks, are you sitting down? Because this reveal may knock you off your feet! Meet Merrick Griffin, the man who took “out of sight, out of mind” a bit too literally. Descendant of the notorious Invisible Man (Yes, THE Invisible Man), he’s got more baggage than an airline during the holiday season—family drama, criminal records, and a serum that makes him disappear faster than my New Year’s resolutions.
After inheriting a mysterious journal and discovering the secret to biological optical translucence, Merrick vanished, along with his siblings. One sibling ended up murdered, another is still missing, and Merrick became a most-wanted “ghost” who could pull off assassinations without even mussing his hair.
But, get this! The MI5 caught him. Guess it’s hard to dodge the taxman and the secret service, even when you’re invisible! They injected him with a neuro-toxin that requires a weekly suppressant. This made him the government’s perfect puppet—or so they thought. Recently, Merrick seems to have changed employers. He’s suspected of working for the elusive Forgotten King, and we can only guess what the “vanishing act” entails this time around.
An Action Figure That Redefines Stealth!
Product Features as sean on BBTS
- Scale: 1/12, so you can be slightly less concerned about him sneaking up on your other action figures.
- Material: High-grade plastic. Less likely to vanish!
- Detailing: So lifelike, it’ll make you double-check the room.
- Articulation: Over 20 points. This guy can point, shoot, and disappear in more positions than a yoga master!
- Design: Original and fresh, just like your favorite memes.
- Accessories: A buffet of weapons and add-ons that’d make James Bond jealous.
- Packaging: Each figure comes in a fifth-panel window box with an origin story comic on the inner flap. Comic books and action figures? Talk about a dynamic duo!
Box Contents
- Lt. Griffin “The Eraser” figure
- 8 Pairs of Hands (because why settle for two?)
- 2 Pistols (double the fun!)
- 2 Machine Guns
- Knife (for those up-close and personal missions)
- Goggles (visibility is overrated anyway)
- Shoulder Harness
- Wrist Wraps
- Clear Head Portrait (see what we did there?)
- Gravestone Base (morbid yet tasteful)
So there you have it! The action figure that’s a vanishing act, a mystery, and an international man of invisible intrigue all rolled into one. You might want to keep an eye on him—because he certainly won’t be keeping one on you. That’s right, folks, Lt. Griffin is here to redefine the way you look at—well, the way you don’t look at action figures. Get yours now before they…disappear!
You can pre-order him at BigBadToyStore right now!